From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a very inquisitive note all the way from the Republic of Congo...

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My Dear,

I got your contact from the Gambia Chamber of commerce and I hope you will be a honest and sincere person to handle this viable project. I am a retired General from Guinea Bissau who served with The Economic Community Of West African State (ECOMOG) in Sierra Leone . I have about 250kg of Gold Dust of good quality ready for export to any interested & reliable buyer.

All the export documents are available, so if you are interested contact me immediately so that we can commerce immediate shipment. Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Gen. Ibrahim Mendes (RTD)

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General Ibrahim,

Thank you very much for contacting me regarding your Gold Dust. Unfortunately we recently requested to be taken off the list at the Gambia Chamber of commerce.

Regardless, here at Gamesville we're up to our eyeballs in GOLD but I think we could come up with some creative approaches to use this excess Gold Dust you're trying to export. Can we sprinkle a little in each game room? Or maybe use it as confetti when someone hits a BIG jackpot? Let me know how else we could use your good quality export. 

Best,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
Gamesville Community Manager

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Looking to give your computer or iPod device a little Ninja style? Well look no further than NinjaRally.com, your #1 source for Ninja wallpapers for the iPhone, iPod touch and PC!

Download and enjoy some of the great artwork featured in Gamesville's first iPhone game--Ninja Rally--now available in the iTunes App Store!

This weekend just got off to an AWESOME start for for one lucky Gamesviller! Congratulations to Gamesviller Heathermr4 of Ada, OK, who hit a BIG jackpot in Three-Eyed Bingo TODAY and took home $3,333 (three thousand three hundred and thirty-three dollars US) in cold hard cash! Games are played around the clock, with prizes increasing every hour on the hour--tune in this weekend for your chance to win big, too!

 
The Konami Code: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Enter

A tiny easter egg from the Gamesville team--ShatnerFy! Enter the famous Konami Code (↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Enter) on the Gamesville Homepage for a suprise visit from Mr. William Shatner. Continue to click Enter to uncover more photos and Shatner wisdom.

Distinguishing Personality Traits

Jan293 says, "These are our birds Winston and Topaz bathing in parsley and water.  It was Topaz's first time and he clearly enjoyed it. Topaz loves to throw and fetch his cat ball with the bell in it. He thinks he lives in his mirror and will come when you tap on it looking for him. They are both loved very much."

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If we publish your pet as a "Best Pet," we'll give you 5,000 GV Rewards. Submit your pet today!

From time to time we get a lot of weird requests and spam mail in the GV Members Inbox. We decided the best way to deal with all the spammers isn't to just "Send To Trash" but to share in the fun of openly mocking them with you, the GV community! Today we received a very inquisitive note all the way from the Republic of Congo...

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Hello,

How are you today? I hope you are fine. If so thank be to God almigthy.
please excuse me, I saw your contact email while browsing through the internet so I decided to contact you despite that I have not seen you in person. It will be my pleasure to communicate with you. My name is Edith,  23 years from Democratic Republic Of Congo in Central Africa.

I would like to know you more, most especially what you like and what you
dislike.I'm sending you this beautiful mail, with a wish for much happiness. I am looking forward to hear from.
Thanks and God bless.

Love from,
Edith Patrick

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Hello Edith,

I'm doing great actually. We just announced the launch of our first iPhone game, Ninja Rally, (YATTA!) and we're giving away more cash and item-based prizes than ever before here at Gamesville! Since you asked, here's a quick run down of my current likes and dislikes:

Likes

• The spring weather here in Boston
• Long blog posts on the beach
• Drinks with umbrellas
• Playing Ninja Rally
• Writing this blog column
  

 Dislikes

• Crabby people
• My commute (construction, grrr)
• Not being eligible to win any of the aforementioned cash and prizes because I'm an employee
• Poor spelling and bad grammer
• Zombies
• Spammers
  

Hope you enjoyed my lists, looking forward to hearing from you again soon.

Best,

- Oh! Ryan Kelley
Gamesville Community Manager

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As if there weren't enough incentives already to sign up for GV Gold, we've just gone ahead and sweetened the pot! We're now offering monthly GV Gold supscriptiom for only $2.99 per month--that's less than 10 cents per day! And if you're looking for the best deal in gaming, we still offer our annual GV Gold plans at $24.95--an annual savings of 30% over the monthly subscription.

Spoil yourself with GV Gold benefits all month including ad-free gaming, member only rooms and member only sweepstakes, including "a whopping $500 monthly prize and oodles of other bonus cash prizes!

Treat yourself like royalty this month with a GV Gold monthly membership!

Since the launch of Gamesville's first game for the iPhone and iPod Touch, Ninja Rally, the team at Gamesville has been sizing things up in different ways. Most commonly we find ourselves asking the question "How would a Ninja handle this situation?" We go back and fourth every day on how Ninjas would handle everyday issues, all with differing opinions. Most importantly we want to know, once and for all, who would make the the most appropriate Ninja on our team?

I am 72% Ninja How Ninja are you? Take the Ninja Quiz and find out!

So the question remains, who is the deadliest Ninja among us all and how Ninja are you? You can find out by taking the Ninja Quiz Personality Test and posting your results in the comments section here at the Gamesville Blog!

Still looking to put your Ninja skills to the test?

Are you a Ninja who posesses a clear mind and nimble fingers? Think you have what it takes to defeat an entire army of Zombie Ninjas? Put your keen Ninja skills to the ultimate test with our latest action puzzler, Ninja Rally, now available in the iTunes App Store!

Congratulations times five!

Yesterday we had yet another big jackpot win! This time congratulations go out to lucky Gamesviller Anniefrog of Dadecity, FL, who hit the jackpot in CatchUp CoverAll and took home $564 in cold hard cash!

And meet our four Lucky Ball winners

When Anniefrog scored the jackpot, four players with the same Lucky Ball choice as Anniefrog each won $25 cash! Congratulations to all our Lucky Ball winners: