Wednesday, 20 February 2008The Hungry Duck
Topic: Jokes
Posted by caroline81 at 5:58 PM ESTGamesviller "gabby2lilpunk" from St. Petersburg, Florida sends us this joke: A duck walked into a store and asked the manager, "Do you have any quackas?" The manager said, "No, we don't have any quackas," and the duck left. The next day he came back and said to the manager, "Do you have any quackas?" and the manager said, "No, we don't have any quackas," and once again the duck left. He came back for the thrid time and said, "Do you have any quackas?" and the manager said, "No we don't have any quackas and the next time you come here asking for quackas I'm going to staple your feet to my desk!" So the duck left. A few days later the duck returned and asked the manager, "Do you have any staples?" and the manager said, "No, we don't have any staples," and then the duck said, "Well, then do you have any quackas?" For sharing this gem with us, gabby2lilpunk scored herself 500 GV Rewards. Do you have a joke to share with the Gamesville community? Do you want to score 100 bonus GV Rewards? Post your joke here--and please remember to include your Gamesville member name so we can credit the joke to you. If we use your joke as a featured post, you'll receive 100 GV Rewards. Please note: All submissions become the sole property of Gamesville, which reserves the right to hold, reject and/or edit submissions without notice and without limitation in perpetuity. Log in to Comment | View Comments (3) | Permalink Monday, 21 January 2008Your Jokes: The Flying Turtle
Topic: Jokes
Posted by caroline81 at 5:12 PM ESTGamesviller orchidtattoo of Fort Collins, CO (pictured, below) sends us this joke: Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." If you're interested in finding out more about adopting turtles (or teaching them how to fly), click here. Do you have a favorite joke to share with the Gamesville community? Send it to: members@gamesville.com Please include:
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Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 1:18 PM ESTGamesviller Bgem0 of Sicily, Italy, (pictured, below) sends us this timeless slice of life: While feeding her pet rabbit a carrot, my daughter turned to me and asked, "Mom, do you know why carrots are good for you?" Thinking I was about to get a science lesson, I responded, "No, why?" Her reply: "Well, have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?" Do you have a favorite joke to share with the Gamesville community? Send it to: members@gamesville.com Please include:
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Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 10:56 AM EDTGamesviller Capt-jack-sparrow of Lincoln City, OR, (pictured, below) sends us this joke: The pirate ship Bludhaven is in the midst of a long, long voyage, and the men have grown terribly bored. A pirate among them happens to know many magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep its mouth shut. The pirate begins his first trick, and the parrot gives it away by saying, "Rawwk! The coin is in the other hand. Rawwk!" Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out, "Rawwk! Look under the table. Rawwk!" This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks. Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him: "Rawwk! Okay; I give up. What'd ya do with the boat?" Do you have a favorite joke to share with the Gamesville community? Send it to: members@gamesville.com Please include:
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Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 9:48 PM EDTGamesviller "knorm3" of Bowie, TX, sends us this joke: Patricia Whack works at a bank. One day, the bank door opens and a frog with a satchel hops up to Patricia Whack's desk. The frog reads her nameplate and says, "Excuse me, Mrs. Whack?" Do you have a favorite joke to share with the Gamesville community? Send it to: members@gamesville.com Please include:
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Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 4:35 PM EDTGamesviller "neisi85" of Fordyce, AR, sends us this joke: Roger is a millionaire with a collection of exotic animals. One night, Roger invites several friends over to admire his collection of animals and have some drinks. While looking down upon his indoor alligator sanctuary, Roger says to his friends, "I'll give any one of you a million dollars if you jump into the alligator pool below and wrestle one of those beasts to the death." Do you have a favorite joke to share with the Gamesville community? Send it to: members@gamesville.com Please include:
If we use your joke as a feature article, you'll receive 200 GV Rewards! Please note: All submissions become the sole property of Gamesville, which reserves the right to hold, reject and/or edit submissions without notice and without limitation in perpetuity.Log in to Comment | Permalink Thursday, 17 May 2007Your Jokes: The Third Wish
Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 11:15 AM EDTGamesviller "ascendedspirit" from Nova Scotia sends us this joke: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. The three of them rub the lamp and a Genie comes out.For sharing this gem with us, ascendedspirit scored herself 100 GV Rewards. Do you have a joke to share with the Gamesville community? Do you want to score 100 bonus GV Rewards? Post your joke here--and please remember to include your Gamesville member name so we can credit the joke to you. If we use your joke as a featured post, you'll receive 100 GV Rewards. Please note: All submissions become the sole property of Gamesville, which reserves the right to hold, reject and/or edit submissions without notice and without limitation in perpetuity. Log in to Comment | View Comments (5) | Permalink Wednesday, 2 May 2007Your Jokes: Royal Flush
Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 1:29 PM EDTGamesviller "mc07200" from LaFollete, Tennessee, sends us this joke: On some far flung day, Dolly Parton and the Queen of England both died and, naturally, went to Heaven. St. Peter was there to greet them at the gates. "Before I can let you in," he said, "please state why you think you should enter heaven." Dolly said, "Well, the Lord gave me these two large boobs as a gift, and I have used them to create a great career and bring happiness and joy to many people on earth." The Queen of England spotted a toilet behind St. Peter; without a word, she went over to the toilet and went to bathroom. After she finished, she came back over to Dolly's side. Dolly looked confused and a little disgusted. St. Peter looked pleased. "Very well," St. Peter said. "Come on in, Queen." Dolly tilted her head, her brow furrowed. "What the heck is going on?" she asked. "Why does she get in before me?" To which St. Peter replied,"I'm sorry, my dear. But everyone knows a Royal Flush beats Two Pair." Thanks, mc07200; your GV Rewards are in your account as of today. Do you have a joke to share with the Gamesville community? Do you want some extra GV Rewards? Post your joke here--and please remember to include your Gamesville member name so we can credit the joke to you. If we use your joke as a featured post, you'll receive 100 GV Rewards. Please note: All submissions become the sole property of Gamesville, which reserves the right to hold, reject and/or edit submissions without notice and without limitation in perpetuity. Log in to Comment | View Comments (7) | Permalink Wednesday, 28 March 2007Favorite Patient
Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 12:01 AM EDTGamesviller "Beeboop224" of Dallas, TX, shares this joke: Five surgeons are discussing who they think makes the best patient to operate on.Have a joke you want to share with the Gamesville community? Post it here--and please remember to include your Gamesville member name so we can credit the joke to you. If we use your joke as a feature article, you'll receive 100 GV Rewards. Please note: All submissions become the sole property of Gamesville, which reserves the right to hold, reject and/or edit submissions without notice and without limitation in perpetuity. Updated: Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:26 AM EDT Log in to Comment | Permalink Tuesday, 13 December 2005Christmas Jokes
Topic: Jokes
Posted by Chris Cummings at 9:45 AM ESTGamesville member "Gameplayer723" from Haverhill, Mass., sent us a blizzard of Christmas jokes. Try some of her holiday cheer:
Q: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents everywhere?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What do you call Santa if he comes down the chimney when the fireplace is lit?
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
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